*sigh* if only someone would write a book about the plight of eastern European athletes?

Wouldn't that be an interesting book? Sure it would be filled with useless information to us, but somebody has got to care, right? We as Americans NEED to know about who really dominates sports at the olympics. Of coarse they are not major sports. Most of them are only technically sports like hammertoss, sycronized swimming, and mens ice skating. But I guess you can classify them as sports. But anyhow I'm just waiting.... Everytime I pass by a barnes and nobles I am forced to wonder... When will somebody write a book like this?? I can't wait any longer!